ANOTHER RANDY TRAVIS JOKE I HAVE HEARD. ENJOY...

TODAY I JUST HEARD ANOTHER RANDY TRAVIS JOKE I HAVE NOT HEARD BEFORE. IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD IT YET, HERE YOU GO. ENJOY BECAUSE THIS JOKE GOT A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF ME. ENJOY...

"An atheist is out hiking when he sees a bear on the trail ahead of him. He turns and runs, but trips over a tree root. And when he turns over there the grizzly is growling and drooling over. “Oh God!” the atheist cries out. Just then the bear freezes with his claw cocked. The clouds part and a beam of light shines down on the guy. A divine but indignant voice says, “Now you mean to tell me you have spent all these years trying to convince people I don’t exist. And now you want me to accept you as a believer.” The atheists considers: “Yeah, maybe that’s a little hypocritical.” Clearing his throat, he adds sheepishly, “Well, maybe you could make the bear a believer?” The light disappears, and the atheist opens his eyes to the bear kneeling with his paws folded. Breathing a sigh of relief, he gets to his feet but pauses to listen to what the bear is mumbling.“Thank you Lord,” the bear says, “for the food we are about to receive.”

Comments

Good story

Yeah, Jasmin, that's a good one. I've heard Randy Tell it. Of course I like it particularly because of the subject matter. Randy has a real good sense of humor. A sense of humor is indispensable to get through life.
Dr Don Givens

Humor

you are definitely right about that Dr Givens.

Jaz, that one will definitely make you chuckle. I've always liked the one with the drunk falling into the water and ending up right next to the preacher as he is about ready to do some baptising. You' have probably heard it...but incase yyou didn't.

This guy comes tumbling down this hill,. He falls down, gets up, falls down gets up. Its soon apparent that he is drunk. He ends up in the water right next to the preacher. The preacher asks him "if he is ready to find Jesus. The drunk, somewhat befuddled says "I guess so" So the preacher pushes him under the water for a few seconds. When he pulls the drunk up, he aks" did you find Jesus?." The drunk is a bit out of breath but says no.. kind of confused . So the preacher dunks him under again and holds him a few seconds longer. Upon pulling him back up he again asks the drunk " did you find Jesus?" Again the drunk says no. After the third dunk he again pulls him up and asks a little more sterner "did you find Jesus ? The drunk responds ...Are You sure this is where he fell in ?

And the one about the two brothers who were getting into trouble stealing . Not knowing what else to do having tried everything, their mother takes them to their family pastor to have him talk to them.
The pastor tells the youngest boy to wait outside his office. and takes the older one into his office. He asks him" if he's ready to find Jesus,"? so the boy says" no". He asks a few more times, with the same response. The pastor begins to sound a little frustrated and irritated, So the boy begins to get scared and jumps up and runs out of the office.Grabbing his younger brothers hand hHigh tailing it out of the church.. As they are running down the street the younger brother asks, "What happend". His brother replies " Jesus is missing ,and their trying to blame us."

Anyway, if you hadn't heard them then I hope you enjoyed them.
Those two always make me laugh. Dee

looking to ask Randy A question

Hi, dont really know why Im doing this but randy is coming to hankinson N Dakota in august,and I was wondering if there is anyway of getting ahold of him? I would like to meet him in person .I live close to there and would like to meet him because I sing karaoke and everyone calls me Randy because they say i sound just like him and I thought it would be neat to meet him.oh and by the way i loved those jokes

Meet & Greets

bigtruck42, you might want to go to his tour schedule page and see if there is a meet and greet icon next to that concert. Others who have done so may be able to give you more details on the whole process of submitting your name etc.. Hope this helps in some way. Dee

M&G

First thing you need to do is join the fan club then go to the tour section, click on the Meet Randy icon that is next to the ND concert you are going to, and fill out the form.

Good Luck.

Question About Meet & Greet Process

Hi -- I'm hoping someone can explain how the Meet & Greet Process works if I am so lucky as to be picked. I did register for an upcoming Meet & Greet after I purchased my ticket but would like to understand how the actual process works -- such as, do you meet before or after the concert? Etc. Thanks.

Meet and Greets

Anything is subject to change but this year the M&Gs have so far followed the concerts.

After communicating with the RT Team, I was recently told they hope to notify people the week before the show as to whether they have been a lucky winner. Of course that is their goal but as with anything, things are always subject to change for one reason or another..

The form itself pretty much has your name, screen id and e-mail filled in if you are a ranch member, which you need to be.

It does also ask for your phone number and your seat location.

As already mentioned, click on the M&G icon next to the concert of your choice if one exists.

hope this helps.

Always and Forever...An RT Fan
Linda and Guide, Greg

M&G -- Thanks

Yes, thank you so much.

Meet & Greets

Linda's got it right :)

We're trying to work with the resources we have, to make it as easy as possible to sign up for meet & greets. In the past, it's been difficult, and any suggestions you have for us are more than welcome!

First, you need to be a paid (or promo code) member of the Randy Travis Fan Club (Randy's Ranch), then follow these steps:

1) Log in
2) Go to the Tour page
3) See if the show you want has a "Meet Randy" icon next to it. If it does, click it. (If it does not - the show may not have a meet & greet, or the meet & greet registration may have already closed)
4) Fill in all of the information the form asks for, and click submit.
5) You can enter to win 5 times (5 on the same show, or you can enter for 5 different shows).
6) The Randy Travis Team will select winners at random.
We will contact you to let you know if you won a meet & greet, or if you did not win, and further instructions about one week prior to the concert.

Please note -
- You win ONE meet & greet - that means no guests, unless otherwise noted.
- Randy Travis Team will do our best to get information to you 1 week before show. Sometimes this is impossible, and we will have information closer to the date.
- Most meet & greet registrations close 2 weeks before show date.

This is Interesting on M&G

"5) You can enter to win 5 times (5 on the same show, or you can enter for 5 different
shows)."

I'm a bit confused now. This is interesting; this is the first i've seen this particular guideline. Did i miss something in the past? Just curious?
The form wherein you request an M&G reads:
Please submit your information one time for each show you are requesting. Randy Travis Team will do our best to accommodate your request.

It says nothing about submitting the form five times for one show; is this something new? I'm just a bit confused now when the form doesn't match the guideline in this post.
Always and Forever...an RT Fan
Linda and Guide, Greg

I didn't see this either Linda

I didn't see this info either Linda but you can bet your patootie I am going to enter 4 more times for my show now!!!

5 times

Linda -

Sorry - That guideline was removed. You can enter as many times as you'd like. There used to be a limit in the system, but there is no longer.

Thanks,
Carri & RT Team

5 Times

Now that is cool that you can enter as many times as you want.

Thank you RT Team

Thank you Carri and RT Team. All of us Ranchers appreciate the terrific job that you do. God bless,
Dr Don Givens