Randy Travis

IF YOU ALREADY HEARD THIS JOKE, THAT IS GREAT BECAUSE I HEARD IT YESTERDAY AND LAUGHED LIKE NEVER BEFORE. ENJOY...

THERE WAS A HUSBAND AND WIFE SLEEPING DURING THE NIGHT. IT IS 3A.M. AND THE HUSBAND HEARS SOMEONE BANGING ON THE DOOR. HE IGNORES IT. THE BANGING CONTINUES AND THE HUSBAND GETS MAD, MARCHES DOWN STAIRS, OPENS THE DOOR AND SEES A MAN WHO IS VERY DRUNK. THE DRUNK MAN ASKES "I NEED A PUSH, MAY TO GIVE ME ONE?" THE HUSBAND REPLIES "ARE YOU CRAZY!!?? IT IS 3 A.M!!" AND SLAMS THE DOOR. THE HUSBAND GOES UPSTAIRS AND HIS WIFE ASKS "WHAT HAPPENED?" AND THE HUSBAND TELLS HER. THE WIFE THEN SAYS "REMEMBER A WHILE BACK, WE HAD CAR TROUBLE AND A NICE COUPLE WERE KIND ENOUGH TO HELP US AND WE WERE ABLE TO PICK UP THE KIDS?" THE HUSBAND THEN SAYS "OK" GETS UP, HEADS DOWN STAIRS ONCE AGAIN, AND OPENS THE DOOR. IT IS SOO DARK OUT SO HE HOLLARS "HEY!! ARE YOU STILL HERE??" THE DRUNK MAN SAYS "YEA" THE HUSBAND SAYS "DO YOU STILL NEED A PUSH?" THE DRUNK MAN SAYS "YEA" THE HUSBAND THEN ASKS "WELL WHERE ARE YOU??" THE DRUNK MAN ANSWERS "I AM OVER HERE ON THE SWING!!"