I'm new to the Ranch

So far I think this Ranch thing is a rip-off. I was under the impression Ranch members got to meet Randy at Meet and Greets. Turns out only four are chosen each time. I can see how he would not have time to meet more than four a night (sarcasm):) I want to meet him and have him sign my guitar that I am going to will to my 14 year old daughter someday.
I will see him in concert this summer. I better write nice things on this blog so I get picked. Or maybe they just pick by random. Later, Larry