MORE HUMOR: The following are additional quotes from my book "Storms of Life." I thought Randy's Ranchers would enjoy another good laugh or two.

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford, and then I want to move in with them." - Phyllis Diller
"Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy driving taxicabs or cutting hair." - George Burns
"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up." - Dean Martin
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." - Dept. of Social Services, Greenville, S.C.
"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there." - Herb Caen (columnist for San Francisco Chronicle). That's sure true of me!
"If you ask me anything I don't know. I'm not going to answer." - Yogi Berra
"Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on." - Erma Bombeck

Quotes from "Storms of Life" book, 162 pages, Dr Don Givens / Randy Travis, copyright Don Givens 2008, ISBN 10606477471